Tuesday, January 26, 2010

No Wonder Gilbert Arenas Had Guns ... He was Waiting for Clevland to Visit

Gilbert Arenas, No. 0

For those of you who don't know, Gilbert 'Agent Zero' Arenas was, until last week, an All Star point guard for the Washington Wizards. He was suspended indefinitely last week because he violated NBA rules by keeping unloaded guns in the Wizards locker room. the situation is so serious it being investigated by the FBI.

On behalf of Goons from Hoods all around the world, let me talk directly to Gil.

Gilbert,

You're a dumbass, son. Did you think that us Goons and Hood Rats would have your back on this one? NO!

Why would you keep your burner (gun) in the locker room? That's just as bad as keeping guns on your tour bus or in your sweat pants.

That's your bread and butter you're fu@#ing with. There is no forgiveness or understanding for pulling such a dumb move.


Let's not get it twisted. The Hood has no problem with you having guns. Shiiit, if you didn't have guns we'd have robbed you by now. But you messed around and lost your job. In the Hood it's all about M.I.A.M.I and C.R.E.A.M. If it wasn't for the fact that one more thing gone wrong might break you, I would have certified you 'Not Hood"!


With Loving Disgust,
The Hood


But that's not the worst part for Gilbert Arenas, not by a long shot. In Nov of '09 the news broke that Shaq was cheating on his wife, Shanice O'Neal, with Gilbert's fiance. She did Gil soooooo dirty, son. Straight sucio.

(l to r) Gilbert Arenas, Laura Govan, Shaq, Shanice O'Neal


Here are the emails between Shaq and Gibert's fiance, Laura Govan:


Now the guns, in anticipation of a Shaq away game visit, make sense.

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